You've heard it said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Today I discovered that this philosophy applies as much to cookies as it does to people. Sunday we'll be sending out our monthly email recipe, and the featured food for November is a cookie that we think will be a holiday hit for one powerful reason: it seriously gives you energy! Seriously. Who doesn't need more steam from now through January 1? Stacy, our internet marketing supervisor, found a recipe online; then revised it with a dash of this and a pinch of that, plus a few ingredients from our Swanson whole foods category. He baked a batch of cookies and brought them into work last week. I think I was his first taste tester, and honestly, the initial bite was even better than expected. The cookie tasted spicy-sweet, like cinnamon with a hint of coconut and vanilla. A tropical snickerdoodle, perhaps. I took another bite, while he and I chatted about his trip to New Orleans and Sabrina the Cheetah Girl getting voted off Dancing With the Stars. (How weird was that?!) Suddenly, I sensed a surge of energy within me that had nothing to do with scintillating conversation or morning coffee. This cookie was doing something to me. If I hadn't known better, I would have guessed Stacy got the recipe out of the Alice B. Toklas Cookbook. How did I not know immediately that it was the coconut oil? Every time I eat it, I'm amazed at how coconut oil affects me. I always feel more alive. Salmon does a similar thing to me. With only two bites out of the cookie, I handed it back to Stacy and said that I really didn't need any more. He laughed and remarked, "That bad, huh?" Quite the opposite—it was that good! But I had a strange feeling of contented satiety, not that greedy, "give me the whole bag" sensation that I usually get with sweets. (I did finish the cookie, and even had several more before the day was over.)
Even at its best, however, this cookie is not spectacular in appearance. It looks like a snickerdoodle, too—a thick one, with a few crinkles on top. Nice looking, but not as ornate and decorative as other holiday treats like gingerbread men or frosted sugar cookies. Stacy and I agreed that this cookie was definitely worthy of our recipe email, though. I decided to make a batch this morning, and Tracey, our graphic artist, would photograph the cookies for the email. Much to my shock and disappointment, however, they came out of the oven looking absolutely hideous. They were almost completely flat, as if they contained no leavening whatsoever. While the edges were crisp, the middle was soft and doughy. I felt as if these cookies rivaled Ellie May Clampett's doughnuts or Aunt Bee's pickles for the worst homemade food item of all time. As bad as they looked, they tasted surprisingly good. Just like Stacy's. What happened? Afterall, I used all the ingredients exactly as specified on the recipe. Amid all sorts of laughter, co-workers sampled them today. Matt, our analyst/merchandiser thought they were crackers, while Rachel, our web manager, said they looked like communion wafers. Yep, that about sums it up. To rub salt into my wounded pride, Stacy made a batch this past weekend, too, and they turned out perfect—again. Uh-huh. He's a real life Clara Edwards. Remember how she drove Aunt Bee mad with her blue-ribbon pickles on The Andy Griffith Show? (Stacy's cookies are photographed above.) I'm thinking that my oven is whacked out, and the actual temperature is hotter than what the gauge indicates. As we joked about how awful my cookies looked, we also got to wondering, what difference does it make? They still taste good. And they still gave me that same zingy feeling. How could I expect more than that? That's better than beautiful.
Since they provide so much energy and they contain 150 calories per serving of two cookies, we named them 150 Watt Cookies. Sign up for email if you haven't already done so, and look for this very beautiful recipe in your inbox Sunday. Oh, and get yourself an oven thermometer. If you can have it all, why not?